There is no Chuck Norris….
The Carpetbagger Report shattered my comic view of Chuck Norris. I have fond memories of Chuck. My mom embraced all things Chuck when I was growing up, so I learned to view the guy as some bad ass delta force ninja bruce lee texas ranger with an attitude. A cheesy actor playing the lead in many cheesy anti terrorism 80’s movies that just make you laugh. He is the bad guy in “Way of the Dragon” against Bruce Lee. He led the way for many B actors such as Michael Dudikoff, leaving us with endless entertainment in the form of the “American Ninja” series. And of course, the very toungue in cheek Chuck Norris Facts.
I can’t laugh at Chuck anymore. I can only shake my head in utter pity. He no longer represents cheesy american b acting, but represents a nutty faction of neoconservative thought. I can’t even laugh at the Chuck Norris facts!
Of course, this is America and Chuck can say what he wants in a president. But Chuck forgets a few things, namely Separation of Chuch and State and quite possibly the entire Enlightenment period. Oh Chuck…..we hardly knew ye…..


February 6th, 2007 at 5:18 pm
Please. Every time some liberal entertainer goes off spouting political crap he/she has no authority to even think about and gets called out on it from a conservative, the story is that we should separate that entertainer’s work from his/her politics because they’re mutually exclusive. I guess that’s only in effect provided you agree with the whacked out entertainer’s politics. I don’t see you calling out nutrolls like Barbra Streisand for being political/philosophical whackjobs.
February 7th, 2007 at 9:22 am
Oh No, I’ve never written a commentary regarding celebrities and their politics. But Honestly, they should all shut the fuck up—Dem or Repub and work to make change happen. They have the money and the connections, why can’t they all stop yapping and start doing?
Oh, yeah. I equally hate most celebrities.