I’m Shocked, Sir. Shocked!
I was given a task by my boss yesterday. It wasn’t a usual on my task list, but let me tell you, it’s Effin HILARIOUS to accomplish. It has to do with a George Michael video, some footage from Sen. Craig’s press conference and some funny photoshopped pics. I promise to share the finished product with the rest of the world.
Anyway, The whole Larry Craig thing is laughable. Since I work with a lot of people who have either worked or are still working on the Hill, I came to find out that his homosexuality was known, just not spoken of. In fact, it was often rumored that he trolled for sex in Union Station here in the district. The fact that I am there every single day makes me snicker, but thats beside the point. Several of my friends laughed when the story broke and said, “It took this long for him to fuck up and out himself..” Business as usual within the beltway. I swear, DC is a different planet sometimes.
I did learn something new this scandal, though. Although I had already known that illicit bathroom sex was a part of the gay subculture, I thought it had died with the advent of the AIDS crisis. I was very suprised to find out that it indeed still happens, and the foot tapping is a very widely understood signal for sex in a bathroom. My gay friend laughed while I said, “I had no idea that you tap your foot!”
Anyhow, I am loving this whole video editing thing. It makes for a great time dumper.
Have a great weekend folks.


August 31st, 2007 at 1:44 pm
HAH! I didn’t know about the foot-tapping thing, either, until now. Now when I go to a public restroom, I’ll be extra careful not to tap. Cruel to disappoint someone in the next stall when they found out I was hetero.
Can’t wait to see your video!
September 10th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
Um…are you still alive?
Oh, no. You divulged some Craig dirt and they sent someone to {ahem} deal with you?