Holy Buck, Fatman!

Since it’s a few days before a major holiday, I’m pretty slow at the job. This allows for a little more time to surf the tubes and stumble upon laughable blogs like this guys personal diatribe against anyone with a Vagina. Well, anyone with a vagina that dares to have an actual opinion. Or speaks, for that matter. Or exists. Well, I doubt he’d object to them existing since they allow for him to get off. Even if it is just reading old penthouse forums while beating off.

I couldn’t help but laugh as I scrolled through each “Women are out ta get you!” post. I’ve read many Pro MRA websites and they all seem to have one major thing in common: Somewhere, in the past they were wronged in some way. Either the bitch ex wife took them for all their cash or they got cheated on or their wives refused to suck their dicks when they demanded it. It’s all the same: the Bitch had the Fucking nerve! I can always find the post that alludes to the incident that gives birth to the scorned MRA. In this case, Mr. Birdseye’s “Japanese Wife” (which, no DOUBT he believed that marrying a Japanese woman would be better because they have been known to be more subservient to their husbands) had the gall to cheat on him. Of course, it’s his side of the story. We can’t be expected to actually believe that he *MIGHT* have failed his marriage by not believing what marriage is: a partnership of compromise, communication and understanding. Oh hell no. It was all the bitch’s fault. Fuck dat cheatin’ ho.

I kept reading and laughing —so much so that I sent some of these posts to my husband who characterized his mindset perfectly:

Posts like this are a result of Biguns and those other 3rd rate Hustler wanna be rags being put out of print because of internet porn. Next post: “When I Met Jackie at the Ski Lodge”.

Seriously!

Women don’t need to argue with him. They just need to make sure that he *NEVER GETS LAID AGAIN* That’s pretty simple to do since it’s more then probable that he’s not getting laid right now. Penis size might be part of the problem, too. I suspect that it has more to do with his bitterness, though.

Anyhow, his last post was by far, the best—a vast liberal feminist conspiracy to create a new north American currency. Except that there is no such thing. This guy is so clouded with bitter fury that he can’t even think logically.

Anyway, MRA’s aren’t to be argued with. They are there for our amusement, because there isn’t anything more hilarious then a guy scorned.