You just can’t make this shit up!
A plot by dozens of foreign terrorists who purportedly planned to attack Fort Huachuca with rocket propelled grenades and mines has proved unfounded, an FBI spokesman said Monday.
The threat, detailed by a local television station and The Washington Times after information was recently leaked to them, involved Iraqi and Afghan terrorists working with a Mexican drug cartel to smuggle themselves and weapons across the U.S. border.
The plot contains all the makings of a true Wingnut horror movie! Terrorists! Iraqis! Afgans! Drug Cartels! Mexicans! and the cherry on top: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CROSSING THE BORDER!
I’m surprised this plot did not include the nefarious plot to impregnate all good Christian girls across the US of A while making their fathers gay with the gay bomb!!!
Man, this shit cracks me the hell up!
h/t Atrios
