Stay on YOUR SIDE Of the POND, chicky.
I haven’t ever really liked Federal Hill. Maybe it was the types that frequented the bars. I didn’t know—It never really appealed to me. It’s cool to visit sometimes, but I just love Fells so much better. When we refer to the neighborhoods, We sometimes say, “Oh yeah, that’s across the pond”. I don’t think I’ve been to Federal Hill in ages.
Well, Now I have a reason to avoid it all together. However, I can’t help but think that the chick might come to our side of the pond to shop at Whole Foods. Dammit. And fucking hell—her fiancee will be here.
Just stay on your side of the pond, chicky. The good people of Fells Point don’t like yer Kind.
