Comments on: memmememmemmemmemmemmeeeemmeee meme http://holybuckfatman.com/2008/05/14/memmememmemmemmemmemmeeeemmeee-meme/ "You all are a nation of WHINERS!" Wed, 20 Aug 2008 10:44:06 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.5 By: TheHolyFatman http://holybuckfatman.com/2008/05/14/memmememmemmemmemmemmeeeemmeee-meme/#comment-16962 TheHolyFatman Thu, 22 May 2008 16:52:52 +0000 http://holybuckfatman.com/?p=490#comment-16962 The salami on the ceiling always gets me. BWAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAA The salami on the ceiling always gets me. BWAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAA

]]> By: Morgy http://holybuckfatman.com/2008/05/14/memmememmemmemmemmemmeeeemmeee-meme/#comment-16956 Morgy Thu, 22 May 2008 05:01:15 +0000 http://holybuckfatman.com/?p=490#comment-16956 Ooops I meant mantle. Ooops I meant mantle.

]]> By: Morgy http://holybuckfatman.com/2008/05/14/memmememmemmemmemmemmeeeemmeee-meme/#comment-16955 Morgy Thu, 22 May 2008 05:00:54 +0000 http://holybuckfatman.com/?p=490#comment-16955 What were you doing five years ago? Five years ago to the day at 11:49 PM I was sharing a submarine sandwich with my dog Boone. We were talking about Jesus and I came to the realization that my pants were on backwards. It was a pivotal moment in my life and highly coincidental that you asked this question at this exact moment. What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order): * Perfect my discus arch * Learn French * Delouse the dogs and kids * Handcraft a new mantel * Submit an application for "Wife Swap" What are five snacks you enjoy? * Melba Toast * Cream of Wheat * Animal Shaped Marzipan * Perrier * Wax Lips What five things would you do if you were a billionaire? * Have an affair with Warren Buffet * Pay people to shave their eyebrows off * Produce a documentary about Edgar and Brock's lives * Japanese Sex Dolls -- I'll spare you the details. * Most importantly, I would be the proud owner of a Tempur Pedic mattress. What are five of your bad habits? * touching hot things * pranking my grandma * dressing my dogs up in fairy princess costumes * being awesome (I can't help it.) * changing the ringer on my cellular telephone What are five places where you have lived? * a state of panic * a state of serendipity * a state of stupidity * Elkhorn, Nebraska * near corn What are five jobs you have had? * counter bitch * toilet scrubber * food slopper (with your hubby no less) * abandonned medical office cleaner upper * a slave to the system (but that's about to end in less than 48 hours) What were you doing five years ago?

Five years ago to the day at 11:49 PM I was sharing a submarine sandwich with my dog Boone. We were talking about Jesus and I came to the realization that my pants were on backwards. It was a pivotal moment in my life and highly coincidental that you asked this question at this exact moment.

What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order):

* Perfect my discus arch
* Learn French
* Delouse the dogs and kids
* Handcraft a new mantel
* Submit an application for “Wife Swap”

What are five snacks you enjoy?

* Melba Toast
* Cream of Wheat
* Animal Shaped Marzipan
* Perrier
* Wax Lips

What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?

* Have an affair with Warren Buffet
* Pay people to shave their eyebrows off
* Produce a documentary about Edgar and Brock’s lives
* Japanese Sex Dolls — I’ll spare you the details.
* Most importantly, I would be the proud owner of a Tempur Pedic mattress.

What are five of your bad habits?

* touching hot things
* pranking my grandma
* dressing my dogs up in fairy princess costumes
* being awesome (I can’t help it.)
* changing the ringer on my cellular telephone

What are five places where you have lived?

* a state of panic
* a state of serendipity
* a state of stupidity
* Elkhorn, Nebraska
* near corn

What are five jobs you have had?

* counter bitch
* toilet scrubber
* food slopper (with your hubby no less)
* abandonned medical office cleaner upper
* a slave to the system (but that’s about to end in less than 48 hours)

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