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Ah! Tagged back. This is interesting as I have just recieved an E mail with “four things” from another friend. So, to satisfy both, I’ll answer here.
What were you doing five years ago?
On May 14, 2005, My husband and I closed on our first condo together.
What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order):
Work shit (too boring to type here)
Send out my resume
Call to renew a perscription for Short Round
Try not to be snarky to unsolicted calls for business (FAIL)
Listen to old episodes of “This American Life”
What are five snacks you enjoy?
Ice cream
Cheese fries
Flourless chocolate Cloud Cake
Carnitas Nachos
Fried Chicken/Chicken Wings
What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?
Lobby Congress for universal healthcare
Lobby to reverse every single policy put in place by the Bush Administration
Set up a foundation to further Stem Cell research for Blood Born Cancers (screw fed funding, I’d fund it)
Go on long trips taking photos and making Art
Own a comic book shop and sneer at people who buy stuff I don’t like.
What are five of your bad habits?
Procrastination. On just about everything.
Nagging my husband for stupid shit
not putting my stuff away
telling stories over and over again
being depressing at stupid, inopportune moments
What are five places where you have lived?
Redbank, NJ
Miami, Fla
Chelmsford, MA
Greensboro, NC
Baltimore, MD
*in that order
What are five jobs you have had?
Bartender
Check out girl
Bagel shop cream cheese maker
waitress
accountant
Now I’m not going to tag anyone, cuz…well…I already tagged people with the book thing. You wanna do it? Do it.
May 21st, 2008 at 10:00 pm
What were you doing five years ago?
Five years ago to the day at 11:49 PM I was sharing a submarine sandwich with my dog Boone. We were talking about Jesus and I came to the realization that my pants were on backwards. It was a pivotal moment in my life and highly coincidental that you asked this question at this exact moment.
What are five things on your to-do list for today (not in any particular order):
* Perfect my discus arch
* Learn French
* Delouse the dogs and kids
* Handcraft a new mantel
* Submit an application for “Wife Swap”
What are five snacks you enjoy?
* Melba Toast
* Cream of Wheat
* Animal Shaped Marzipan
* Perrier
* Wax Lips
What five things would you do if you were a billionaire?
* Have an affair with Warren Buffet
* Pay people to shave their eyebrows off
* Produce a documentary about Edgar and Brock’s lives
* Japanese Sex Dolls — I’ll spare you the details.
* Most importantly, I would be the proud owner of a Tempur Pedic mattress.
What are five of your bad habits?
* touching hot things
* pranking my grandma
* dressing my dogs up in fairy princess costumes
* being awesome (I can’t help it.)
* changing the ringer on my cellular telephone
What are five places where you have lived?
* a state of panic
* a state of serendipity
* a state of stupidity
* Elkhorn, Nebraska
* near corn
What are five jobs you have had?
* counter bitch
* toilet scrubber
* food slopper (with your hubby no less)
* abandonned medical office cleaner upper
* a slave to the system (but that’s about to end in less than 48 hours)
May 21st, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Ooops I meant mantle.
May 22nd, 2008 at 9:52 am
The salami on the ceiling always gets me. BWAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHHAA