What Bush REALLY meant to say during his press conference today.
Look, I’m not an economist, but, Hell, everyone I know is making money, so things must be just fine. We will stand to make even more money if those commie bastards on the left will jut let us drill more! Those same commie bastards won’t let us trade with Columbia, even though their primary export is Cocaine. Err..Cocoa.Also, I think those damn seniors should start paying up! It’s their damn fault they didn’t save enough in their 401K plans! They don’t have the money for anything and now they want free healthcare? that’s fiscally irresponsible.
Now, quit all yer whinin’ and go on vacation. I assure you; there is a company that will give you a vacation loan some where.

