Holy Buck, Fatman!

 WhooooBOY!

A plot by dozens of foreign terrorists who purportedly planned to attack Fort Huachuca with rocket propelled grenades and mines has proved unfounded, an FBI spokesman said Monday.

The threat, detailed by a local television station and The Washington Times after information was recently leaked to them, involved Iraqi and Afghan terrorists working with a Mexican drug cartel to smuggle themselves and weapons across the U.S. border.

The plot contains all the makings of a true Wingnut horror movie! Terrorists! Iraqis! Afgans! Drug Cartels! Mexicans! and the cherry on top: ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS CROSSING THE BORDER!

I’m surprised this plot did not include the nefarious plot to impregnate all good Christian girls across the US of A while making their fathers gay with the gay bomb!!!

Man, this shit cracks me the hell up!

h/t Atrios 

I’m accustomed to seeing strange happenings around this town. Hell, every large urban area has it’s fair share of strange people and sitings. Baltimore has it’s homeless crazies , but DC has a special kind of crazy. DC has the tin foil hat crazies, the ultra religious nutjob crazies and the marketing crazies.
I’ve decided to start documenting this stuff photographically. It’s too damn hilarious not to show the world. Today’s strange siting will be the chicken dancing around for a group called Truthful Labeling Coalition. They’re pretty pissed about the loose use of the word “natural” when it comes to poultry. We all know that natural is used rather loosely these days. Sprite slapped an “all natural” label on its cans—”all natural flavors” yet “Contains no juice” Is there anything natural about artificially created from natural flavors added to make things taste, well…uh..natural? Weird.

Anyway, the truthful labeling people are pissed because poultry contains 800% added sodium. I don’t think the chicken ate that much salt on its own. Food for thought. No pun intended.

I wouldn’t have known a thing about this organization if it wasn’t for their catchy marketing scheme. It involved some poor sap in a chicken suit handing out fliers. If it was just some guy handing shit out, I would have passed by him and never gave a second look. BUT–some genius decided to make some poor saps dress like this:

So I noticed. I took the photo and a flier. I thought it was so funny that I had to post it on my blog. Now, because of that act, a few people might be reading this post. If a few more read it, well..Truthful Labeling has done its job. Free marketing in the form of some guy in a chicken suit.

Utterly brilliant.

Tomorrow: I’ll attempt to take a picture of the Tin Foil hat guy who believes the CIA is behind EVERYTHING.